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Tag: Humor

“Meth Church” on Monday Morning Insight

My “Ten Reasons the Meth Church is Growing Faster Than Your Church” post was featured on Monday Morning Insight (MMI) — and church leadership blog hosted by Todd Rhoades. MMI is a great resource for pastors. If you are serving in a local church, I …

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Humor2 Comments on “Meth Church” on Monday Morning InsightAugust 4, 2007 By Derek Vreeland

Ten Reasons Why the Meth Church is Growing Faster than Your Church

#1 They sing, “Lord I Lift You Name and Get High.” #2 Greeters laugh and giggle uncontrollably. #3 When the offering plate is passed, people are encouraged to take money. #4 Everyone shouts “Amen” when the pastor preaches on stoning. #5 The only committee in …

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Humor3 Comments on Ten Reasons Why the Meth Church is Growing Faster than Your ChurchJuly 31, 2007 By Derek Vreeland

Hairology: The Doctrine of Hair

One of the greatest benefits of email and the Internet has been the increase of laughter around the world. This may not be the most noble uses of technology, but you have to admit that the number of funny pictures, emails, videos and audio clips …

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HumorLeave a Comment on Hairology: The Doctrine of HairFebruary 23, 2007 By Derek Vreeland

It’s a bird…it’s a plane…no, it’s a fish???

Wesley and I, along with Papa Wes and our guide Mr. Ernie, headed out on a fishing adventure on the Missouri River. In less than an hour we returned with four 15-20 lbs. asian carp. The interesting thing is that we went fishing without poles. …

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HumorLeave a Comment on It’s a bird…it’s a plane…no, it’s a fish???July 12, 2006 By Derek Vreeland

Raising Boys

This was an email forward that I got from Jenni. We have been blessed with the opportunity to raise two boys, so I found this quite humorous. RAISING BOYSThe following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas… Things I’ve learned from my Boys (honest …

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HumorLeave a Comment on Raising BoysMarch 30, 2006 By Derek Vreeland
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